Dark Glass of Red
Bold and lingering: that’s the kind of advice you can expect from “dark glass of red.” With a no-nonsense take on relationships, you won’t see any candy coated pairings here. Having earned a psychology degree, the workings of the human mind are no stranger to Red. And, after being friends with Crisp glass of White for so long, the pair has gained a myriad of experiences through their aging processes. Don’t fret though. Just because glasses of red wine are soulful and rich wines, doesn’t mean that Red can’t give you that warm, fuzzy feeling you so crave at times.
Crisp Glass of White
Relationships should be enjoyable and refreshing, like a "crisp glass of white". White has observed a variety of dating mistakes (not all of them were Red's), but still believes that love and friendship come with natural sweetness. From White, you can expect advice that's honest, light, and goes well with a nice gruyere.
